Now you can enjoy the comforts of Southern cooking without all that butter and oil. Wish there was an easy way to eat your favorite cold cuts while going to the bathroom? Well look no further. The yogurt that helps make you crap. Jamie Lee Curtis guarantees that the Activia-fueled yogurt works or your money back. Have leftover pizza hanging around? Never fear, Melissa McCarthy is here. All you have to do is loan her some money for her desire to eat lots of pizza , also known as Pizza Business.
Have you been feeling tired lately? Is your morning coffee no longer enough of a pick-me-up? Now you can enjoy all of the crispy, crunchy cereal you love with added MDMA to jumpstart your day.
It will keep you occupied for hours. Justin Timberlake, Kristen Wiig and Lady Gaga dress as tea, beer and wine to promote Liquorville and a nearby tea shop. As the musical competition continues, the mini-rap battle gets out of control. Alec Baldwin, Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer get ridiculously raunchy when promoting this mouthwatering Christmas dish. The answer is no one. Dan Aykroyd plays a particularly accident-prone Julia Child who attempts to debone a chicken and ends up spraying blood literally everywhere.
It's pretty excellent. Anybody remember that "Time to make the donuts" Dunkin' Donuts ad? Probably not, you silly millennial. Regardless, Jon Lovitz still slays as the soon-to-retire commercial star, set on getting his before getting out of the biz. See, these diapers aren't just biodegradable, they're food-grade edible But seriously, Kristen Wiig's knack for bathroom humor is always, always so on point.
Sometimes there are just too many flavors to choose from, you know? Especially when you're Jason Segel playing a whacked-out Andre the Giant, for some reason. I mean, I feel this.
I'm also feeling this adorable tiny cone. A samurai owns a deli hilarious! Picture a goopy, completely clear gravy that tastes fantastic and makes your mashed potatoes look like they've been drenched in lube. Cool, right? This is it, the food skit to end all food skits: the Olympia Restaurant. Steve Murray et al. Annoying uncles the world over, you're welcome.
OK, so there's this chef, and he has an old-school cooking show, and he really, really hates disorder. And messiness. And pretty much everything else. As Wigg is showing us a recipe and her new "fat sucking" invention, we get to witness her eating handfuls of butter off her fingers. Maybe it's just me, but the idea of "recycling" used diapers for dinner doesn't seem that appealing.
Watching Kristen Wigg chew and swallow them in "Chewable Pampers" ruined any possibility of me "going green" and trying this product. We see her downing Emergen-C like she's addicted — I'm surprised she didn't try to snort a line or get an I. The creators of this skit obviously knew what they were doing to our gag reflex when they decided to blend a whole fish and drink it on camera Famous actor Jon Hamm has an innovative new invention for the busy business man who needs a visit to his porcelain throne: "Jon Hamm's John Ham".
Because you've always wanted to eat slices of ham while using the restroom, right? Just don't forget your mustard soap!
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